{"id":11975,"date":"2026-01-10T20:33:20","date_gmt":"2026-01-10T20:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11975"},"modified":"2026-01-10T20:33:20","modified_gmt":"2026-01-10T20:33:20","slug":"funny-car-is-full-nuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11975","title":{"rendered":"Funny \u2013 Car is Full Nuns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"227\">A car full of Irish nuns is stopped at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a group of rowdy drunks pull up beside them.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"229\" data-end=\"281\">One of the drunks shouts something rude at the nuns.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"411\">Shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,<br data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"352\" \/>\u201cI don\u2019t think they know who we are. Show them your cross.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"548\">Sister Mary rolls down her window and shouts,<br data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"461\" \/>\u201cClear off right now before I come over there and give you a proper lesson in manners!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"661\">She rolls the window back up, looks at Mother Superior innocently, and asks,<br data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"629\" \/>\u201cDid that sound <em data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"652\">cross<\/em> enough?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A car full of Irish nuns is stopped at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a group of rowdy drunks pull up beside them. One of the drunks shouts something rude at the nuns. Shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,\u201cI don\u2019t think they know who we are. Show them &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11976,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11977,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11975\/revisions\/11977"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}