{"id":11928,"date":"2026-01-09T17:55:52","date_gmt":"2026-01-09T17:55:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11928"},"modified":"2026-01-09T17:55:52","modified_gmt":"2026-01-09T17:55:52","slug":"one-day-an-old-lady-went-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11928","title":{"rendered":"One day an old lady went to the doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"116\" data-end=\"283\">An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of an itch. The doctor told her she had crabs. Offended, she replied that was impossible\u2014she was an 80-year-old virgin.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"442\">She visited a second doctor and heard the same diagnosis. Still frustrated, she went to a third doctor and insisted, \u201cDon\u2019t tell me it\u2019s crabs. It can\u2019t be.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"579\">After examining her, the doctor nodded and said,<br data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"495\" \/>\u201cYou\u2019re right, ma\u2019am. It\u2019s not crabs\u2014this cherry is so old, you\u2019ve got fruit flies.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of an itch. The doctor told her she had crabs. Offended, she replied that was impossible\u2014she was an 80-year-old virgin. She visited a second doctor and heard the same diagnosis. Still frustrated, she went to a third doctor and insisted, \u201cDon\u2019t tell me it\u2019s crabs. It &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11929,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11930,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11928\/revisions\/11930"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}