{"id":11913,"date":"2026-01-09T17:36:58","date_gmt":"2026-01-09T17:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11913"},"modified":"2026-01-09T17:36:58","modified_gmt":"2026-01-09T17:36:58","slug":"a-priest-offered-a-nun-a-lift-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11913","title":{"rendered":"A priest offered a Nun a lift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, \u201cFather, remember Psalm 129?\u201d The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, \u201cFather, remember Psalm 129?\u201d The priest apologized \u201cSorry sister but the flesh is weak. Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, \u201cGo forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.\u201d Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, \u201cFather, remember Psalm 129?\u201d The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11914,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11915,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11913\/revisions\/11915"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}