{"id":11870,"date":"2026-01-08T18:00:57","date_gmt":"2026-01-08T18:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11870"},"modified":"2026-01-08T18:00:57","modified_gmt":"2026-01-08T18:00:57","slug":"girl-taunts-old-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11870","title":{"rendered":"Girl Taunts Old Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"109\"><strong data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"107\">Punk Girl Taunts Old Man on the Bus<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"310\">Heading downtown to the movies, a young punk boarded the bus. Her spiked, multi-colored hair and tattered leather outfit made her stand out. She sat across from my dad, who gave her a curious look.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"312\" data-end=\"428\">Annoyed, she snapped, \u201cWhat are you staring at, old geezer? Didn\u2019t you ever do anything wild when you were young?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"551\">Without missing a beat, my dad smirked and replied, \u201cYeah, back in the Navy in Singapore\u2026 I once got really drunk\u00a0 one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot \u2026 I thought maybe you were my daughter.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Punk Girl Taunts Old Man on the Bus Heading downtown to the movies, a young punk boarded the bus. Her spiked, multi-colored hair and tattered leather outfit made her stand out. She sat across from my dad, who gave her a curious look. Annoyed, she snapped, \u201cWhat are you staring at, old geezer? Didn\u2019t &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11871,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11870"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11872,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11870\/revisions\/11872"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}