{"id":11843,"date":"2026-01-07T19:00:01","date_gmt":"2026-01-07T19:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11843"},"modified":"2026-01-07T19:00:01","modified_gmt":"2026-01-07T19:00:01","slug":"fred-and-mary-get-married-but-cant-afford-a-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11843","title":{"rendered":"Fred and Mary get married but can\u2019t afford a honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"196\">Fred and Mary get married but can\u2019t afford a honeymoon, so they stay with Mom and Dad for the night.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"308\">The next morning, little Johnny asks his mom, \u201cAre Fred and Mary up yet?\u201d She says, \u201cNo, just go to school.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"348\">At lunch, he asks again. Same reply.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"350\" data-end=\"434\">After school, he asks once more. This time, his mom says, \u201cOK, what do you think?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"552\">Johnny says, \u201cWell\u2026 last night Fred came into my room for some Vaseline, and I think I gave him my airplane glue!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Fred and Mary get married but can\u2019t afford a honeymoon, so they stay with Mom and Dad for the night. The next morning, little Johnny asks his mom, \u201cAre Fred and Mary up yet?\u201d She says, \u201cNo, just go to school.\u201d At lunch, he asks again. Same reply. After school, he asks once more. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11844,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11843"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11845,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11843\/revisions\/11845"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}