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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to New York.<\/p>\n
The lawyer asks if she wants to play a game. Tired, the blonde declines and tries to nap.<\/p>\n
The lawyer insists. \u201cIt\u2019s simple,\u201d he says. \u201cI ask you a question. If you don\u2019t know the answer, you pay me $5. If I don\u2019t know, I pay you $5.\u201d<\/p>\n
She refuses again.<\/p>\n
Annoyed, the lawyer ups the stakes. \u201cFine. If you don\u2019t know the answer, you pay $5. If I don\u2019t know, I pay you $500.\u201d<\/p>\n
That gets her attention, so she agrees.<\/p>\n
The lawyer asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the distance from the Earth to the moon?\u201d<\/p>\n
Without a word, the blonde hands him $5.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy turn,\u201d she says. \u201cWhat goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?\u201d<\/p>\n
The lawyer searches his laptop, the internet, emails colleagues\u2014nothing. After an hour, frustrated, he gives her $500.<\/p>\n
She thanks him and goes back to sleep.<\/p>\n
Still annoyed, the lawyer wakes her and asks, \u201cSo\u2026 what\u2019s the answer?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde calmly hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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