{"id":11646,"date":"2026-01-02T17:58:51","date_gmt":"2026-01-02T17:58:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11646"},"modified":"2026-01-02T17:58:51","modified_gmt":"2026-01-02T17:58:51","slug":"after-47-years-of-marriage-roy-and-kelly-had-mastered-two-things-arguing-over-nonsense-and-dancing-in-the-living-room-at-6-p-m-sharp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11646","title":{"rendered":"After 47 years of marriage, Roy and Kelly had mastered two things: arguing over nonsense and dancing in the living room at 6 p.m. sharp."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"215\">After 47 years of marriage, Roy and Kelly had mastered two things: arguing over nonsense and dancing in the living room at 6 p.m. sharp.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"217\" data-end=\"290\">One evening, Kelly stormed in. \u201cYou loaded the dishwasher wrong again!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"375\">Roy sipped his coffee. \u201cIf I\u2019m going to mess it up, might as well be consistent.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"377\" data-end=\"484\">He cranked up the record player. Sinatra filled the room. \u201cMay I have this fight\u2014I mean\u2014dance?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"612\">Kelly rolled her eyes but took his hand. They shuffled, stepped on toes, traded sarcastic jabs\u2026 and then burst out laughing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"614\" data-end=\"787\">Because sometimes love isn\u2019t candlelit dinners\u2014it\u2019s sarcastic footwork and knowing your partner will always offer a hand, even after loading the dishwasher like a raccoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; After 47 years of marriage, Roy and Kelly had mastered two things: arguing over nonsense and dancing in the living room at 6 p.m. sharp. One evening, Kelly stormed in. \u201cYou loaded the dishwasher wrong again!\u201d Roy sipped his coffee. \u201cIf I\u2019m going to mess it up, might as well be consistent.\u201d He cranked &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11647,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11648,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11646\/revisions\/11648"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}