{"id":11627,"date":"2026-01-02T17:39:15","date_gmt":"2026-01-02T17:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11627"},"modified":"2026-01-02T17:39:15","modified_gmt":"2026-01-02T17:39:15","slug":"a-married-man-was-visiting-his-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11627","title":{"rendered":"A Married Man Was Visiting His Girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"97\" data-end=\"232\">A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she said,<br data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"156\" \/>\u201cOh James, I love your beard\u2014but I\u2019d really like to see your handsome face.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"300\">James laughed. \u201cI can\u2019t. My wife loves this beard. She\u2019d kill me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"340\">She begged again, sweetly.<br data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"331\" \/>\u201cPlease?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"396\">\u201cI really shouldn\u2019t,\u201d he insisted. \u201cMy wife loves it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"398\" data-end=\"455\">After a few more pleas, James finally gave in and shaved.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"457\" data-end=\"569\">That night, he slipped into bed beside his sleeping wife.<br data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"517\" \/>She stirred, touched his smooth face, and whispered,<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"637\">\u201cOh Michael\u2026 you shouldn\u2019t be here. My husband will be home soon.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she said,\u201cOh James, I love your beard\u2014but I\u2019d really like to see your handsome face.\u201d James laughed. \u201cI can\u2019t. My wife loves this beard. She\u2019d kill me.\u201d She begged again, sweetly.\u201cPlease?\u201d \u201cI really shouldn\u2019t,\u201d he insisted. \u201cMy wife loves it.\u201d After a few more pleas, James &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11628,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11627"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11629,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11627\/revisions\/11629"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}