{"id":11443,"date":"2025-12-29T13:30:22","date_gmt":"2025-12-29T13:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11443"},"modified":"2025-12-29T13:30:22","modified_gmt":"2025-12-29T13:30:22","slug":"handy-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11443","title":{"rendered":"Handy woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"103\" data-end=\"281\">A young blonde in her late teens wanted to earn some extra summer money, so she advertised herself as a <strong data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"224\">\u201chandy woman\u201d<\/strong> and started knocking on doors in a wealthy neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"346\">At the first house, she asked the owner if he had any odd jobs.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"348\" data-end=\"433\">\u201cWell,\u201d he said, \u201cI could use someone to paint the porch. How much would you charge?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"464\">\u201c$50,\u201d she replied instantly.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"466\" data-end=\"530\">He agreed and told her the paint and brushes were in the garage.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"639\">Overhearing this, the man\u2019s wife whispered, \u201cDoes she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"683\">He shrugged. \u201cYou\u2019re being a bit cynical.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"733\">A few hours later, the girl knocked on the door.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"785\">\u201cYou\u2019re finished already?\u201d the man asked, shocked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"867\">\u201cYes,\u201d she said cheerfully. \u201cAnd I even had paint left, so I gave it two coats.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"922\">Impressed, the man handed her the $50 plus a $10 tip.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"981\">\u201cThank you,\u201d she said. \u201cAnd by the way\u2014it\u2019s not a porch\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1002\">\u201cIt\u2019s a <strong data-start=\"991\" data-end=\"1000\">Lexus<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A young blonde in her late teens wanted to earn some extra summer money, so she advertised herself as a \u201chandy woman\u201d and started knocking on doors in a wealthy neighborhood. At the first house, she asked the owner if he had any odd jobs. \u201cWell,\u201d he said, \u201cI could use someone to paint &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11443"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11445,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11443\/revisions\/11445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}