{"id":11389,"date":"2025-12-27T18:20:10","date_gmt":"2025-12-27T18:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11389"},"modified":"2025-12-27T18:20:10","modified_gmt":"2025-12-27T18:20:10","slug":"the-statues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11389","title":{"rendered":"The Statues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"208\">In a quiet city park stood two statues, a man and a woman, gazing at each other for decades.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"210\" data-end=\"370\">One morning, an angel appeared and rewarded them for bringing joy to so many people by granting them life for thirty minutes, free to do whatever they wished.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"552\">The statues instantly came alive, exchanged smiles, and hurried into a nearby wooded area, disappearing behind the bushes. Laughter echoed as branches snapped and leaves rustled.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"622\">Fifteen minutes later, they returned, relaxed and clearly pleased.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"727\">Noticing the time, the angel said, \u201cYou still have fifteen minutes left. Would you like to go again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"729\" data-end=\"790\">The male statue turned to the female and asked, \u201cShall we?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"881\">She smiled mischievously and replied, \u201cSure\u2014but this time\u00a0 you hold the pigeon down and I\u2019ll crap on its head.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; In a quiet city park stood two statues, a man and a woman, gazing at each other for decades. One morning, an angel appeared and rewarded them for bringing joy to so many people by granting them life for thirty minutes, free to do whatever they wished. The statues instantly came alive, exchanged smiles, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11390,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11391,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11389\/revisions\/11391"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}