{"id":11317,"date":"2025-12-25T19:19:28","date_gmt":"2025-12-25T19:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11317"},"modified":"2025-12-25T19:19:28","modified_gmt":"2025-12-25T19:19:28","slug":"an-old-woman-accidentally-drops-her-fake-teeth-at-the-park-while-walking-her-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11317","title":{"rendered":"An old woman accidentally drops her fake teeth at the park while walking her dog."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"85\" data-end=\"184\">An old woman drops her false teeth in the park. She can\u2019t find them, so a man asks what she lost.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"352\">He hands her three sets: too big, too small, then finally the perfect fit. \u201cThank you! Do you have a business card? I\u2019ve been looking for a good dentist,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"409\">\u201cI\u2019m not a dentist,\u201d he replies. \u201cI\u2019m an undertaker.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; An old woman drops her false teeth in the park. She can\u2019t find them, so a man asks what she lost. He hands her three sets: too big, too small, then finally the perfect fit. \u201cThank you! Do you have a business card? I\u2019ve been looking for a good dentist,\u201d she says. \u201cI\u2019m not &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11318,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11319,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11317\/revisions\/11319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}