{"id":11290,"date":"2025-12-25T18:42:23","date_gmt":"2025-12-25T18:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11290"},"modified":"2025-12-25T18:42:23","modified_gmt":"2025-12-25T18:42:23","slug":"two-old-guys-were-wheeling-their-carts-around-walmart-when-they-accidentally-crashed-into-each-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11290","title":{"rendered":"Two old guys were wheeling their carts around Walmart when they accidentally crashed into each other."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"69\">Two elderly men accidentally crashed their shopping carts at Walmart.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"137\">\u201cSorry,\u201d the first said. \u201cI\u2019m distracted\u2014I\u2019m looking for my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"197\">The second laughed. \u201cSame here. Can\u2019t find mine anywhere.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"279\">\u201cMaybe we can help each other,\u201d the first said. \u201cWhat does your wife look like?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"383\">The second grinned. \u201cShe\u2019s 27, tall, red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big smile\u2026 wearing short shorts.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"385\" data-end=\"471\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">The first man paused, then nodded.<br data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"422\" \/>\u201cYou know what\u2014forget mine. Let\u2019s go find yours.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Two elderly men accidentally crashed their shopping carts at Walmart. \u201cSorry,\u201d the first said. \u201cI\u2019m distracted\u2014I\u2019m looking for my wife.\u201d The second laughed. \u201cSame here. Can\u2019t find mine anywhere.\u201d \u201cMaybe we can help each other,\u201d the first said. \u201cWhat does your wife look like?\u201d The second grinned. \u201cShe\u2019s 27, tall, red hair, blue eyes, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11291,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11292,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11290\/revisions\/11292"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}