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An American guy buys his 82-year-old Irish granny a smartphone for her birthday. He says, \u201cGranny, you can ask Google anything<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n She tries: He says, \u201cGranny, it can\u2019t control your fridge.\u201d Moral:<\/strong> Never overestimate Google\u2026 or underestimate a confused Irish granny with Wi-Fi. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An American guy buys his 82-year-old Irish granny a smartphone for her birthday. He says, \u201cGranny, you can ask Google anything.\u201d She tries:\u201cGoogle! Do I still owe Margaret from bingo?\u201d \u2192 \u201cI didn\u2019t understand that.\u201d\u201cGoogle! What\u2019s that show with the handsome doctor who kills people with charm?\u201d \u2192 Grey\u2019s Anatomy. \u201cNo, the real doctor …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11234,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11235,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11233\/revisions\/11235"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cGoogle! Do I still owe Margaret from bingo?\u201d \u2192 \u201cI didn\u2019t understand that.\u201d<\/em>
\u201cGoogle! What\u2019s that show with the handsome doctor who kills people with charm?\u201d \u2192 Grey\u2019s Anatomy.<\/em> \u201cNo, the real doctor down the road!\u201d
A week later: \u201cGoogle, tell my fridge to stop freezing my apples. I\u2019m not a penguin!\u201d<\/p>\n
She shrugs: \u201cThen what good is it? When I asked your grandfather, he gave me an answer, a cup of tea, and a complaint. That\u2019s service!\u201d<\/p>\n