{"id":11204,"date":"2025-12-22T19:29:54","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T19:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11204"},"modified":"2025-12-22T19:29:54","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T19:29:54","slug":"why-in-the-world-do-you-want-to-marry-her-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11204","title":{"rendered":"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"55\" data-end=\"131\">A senior tells his 80-year-old friend,<br data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"96\" \/>\u201cSo I hear you\u2019re getting married?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"139\">\u201cYep.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"173\">\u201cIs she pretty?\u201d<br data-start=\"157\" data-end=\"160\" \/>\u201cNot really.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"175\" data-end=\"197\">\u201cGood cook?\u201d<br data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"190\" \/>\u201cNope.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"224\">\u201cRich?\u201d<br data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"209\" \/>\u201cPoor as dirt.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"253\">\u201cWell then\u2026 why marry her?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"255\" data-end=\"300\">He grins.<br data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"267\" \/>\u201cBecause she can still drive.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A senior tells his 80-year-old friend,\u201cSo I hear you\u2019re getting married?\u201d \u201cYep.\u201d \u201cIs she pretty?\u201d\u201cNot really.\u201d \u201cGood cook?\u201d\u201cNope.\u201d \u201cRich?\u201d\u201cPoor as dirt.\u201d \u201cWell then\u2026 why marry her?\u201d He grins.\u201cBecause she can still drive.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11205,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11206,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11204\/revisions\/11206"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}