{"id":11138,"date":"2025-12-21T17:02:24","date_gmt":"2025-12-21T17:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11138"},"modified":"2025-12-21T17:02:24","modified_gmt":"2025-12-21T17:02:24","slug":"a-pastor-went-to-the-dentist-for-a-set-of-false-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11138","title":{"rendered":"A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"94\">A pastor got new dentures.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"167\">The first Sunday, he preached only 8 minutes. The second, 10 minutes.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"278\">By the third Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours\u2014until the congregation helped him sit down.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"280\" data-end=\"318\">Worried, they asked, \u201cAre you okay?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"471\">He said, \u201cThe first Sunday, my gums hurt. The second, a little better. But today\u2026 I accidentally put in my wife\u2019s teeth\u2014and I couldn\u2019t stop talking!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A pastor got new dentures. The first Sunday, he preached only 8 minutes. The second, 10 minutes. By the third Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours\u2014until the congregation helped him sit down. Worried, they asked, \u201cAre you okay?\u201d He said, \u201cThe first Sunday, my gums hurt. The second, a little better. But &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11140,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11138\/revisions\/11140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}