{"id":11085,"date":"2025-12-20T14:22:35","date_gmt":"2025-12-20T14:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11085"},"modified":"2025-12-20T14:22:35","modified_gmt":"2025-12-20T14:22:35","slug":"three-wishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11085","title":{"rendered":"Three wishes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"100\">An elderly woman is rocking on her porch when a fairy godmother appears and offers her three wishes.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"336\">First, she wishes to be rich\u2014<em data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"137\">poof<\/em>\u2014her rocking chair turns to gold.<br data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"173\" \/>Next, she wishes to be young and beautiful\u2014<em data-start=\"216\" data-end=\"222\">poof<\/em>\u2014she becomes a stunning young woman.<br data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"261\" data-is-only-node=\"\" \/>For her final wish, she asks that her cat be turned into a handsome prince.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"345\"><em data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"345\">Poof.<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"347\" data-end=\"420\">A gorgeous man appears. He steps closer, smiles, and whispers in her ear:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"469\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\u201cBet you\u2019re regretting getting me neutered.\u201d \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; An elderly woman is rocking on her porch when a fairy godmother appears and offers her three wishes. First, she wishes to be rich\u2014poof\u2014her rocking chair turns to gold.Next, she wishes to be young and beautiful\u2014poof\u2014she becomes a stunning young woman.For her final wish, she asks that her cat be turned into a handsome &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11085"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11087,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11085\/revisions\/11087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}