{"id":11063,"date":"2025-12-19T19:01:15","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T19:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11063"},"modified":"2025-12-19T19:01:15","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T19:01:15","slug":"a-wife-gives-her-husband-a-cheating-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11063","title":{"rendered":"A wife gives her husband a cheating test."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"179\">A wife wanted to test if her husband would cheat, so she wrote a note saying she was leaving him and hid under the bed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"397\">When he came home, he saw the note, grabbed a pen, and started singing and dancing while changing clothes. He even called someone, saying, \u201cFinally! She\u2019s gone. I\u2019ll be over in 10 minutes!\u201d and rushed out the door.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"399\" data-end=\"491\">Tears in her eyes, the wife crawled out and read what he had actually written on the note:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"589\">\u201cI can see your feet sticking out from under the bed, idiot. I\u2019m just going to buy some beer.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A wife wanted to test if her husband would cheat, so she wrote a note saying she was leaving him and hid under the bed. When he came home, he saw the note, grabbed a pen, and started singing and dancing while changing clothes. He even called someone, saying, \u201cFinally! She\u2019s gone. I\u2019ll be &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11064,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11065,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11063\/revisions\/11065"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}