{"id":11040,"date":"2025-12-19T13:09:07","date_gmt":"2025-12-19T13:09:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11040"},"modified":"2025-12-19T13:09:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-19T13:09:07","slug":"a-lady-gets-home-early-from-shopping-and-hears-strange-noises-coming-from-the-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11040","title":{"rendered":"A lady gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"233\">A woman comes home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.<br data-start=\"149\" data-end=\"152\" \/>She rushes upstairs and finds her husband naked on the bed, sweating and gasping.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"263\">\u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"303\">\u201cI\u2019m having a heart attack!\u201d he cries.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"413\">She runs downstairs to call for help, but just as she starts dialing, her four-year-old son tugs her sleeve.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"505\">\u201cMommy! Mommy! Aunty Susan is hiding in your closet, and she doesn\u2019t have any clothes on!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"615\">The woman slams the phone down, storms back upstairs, runs past her husband, and yanks open the closet door.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"691\">Sure enough, her sister is there\u2014completely naked, curled up on the floor.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"693\" data-end=\"825\">\u201cYou rotten woman!\u201d she screams.<br data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"728\" \/>\u201cMy husband is having a heart attack, and you\u2019re running around naked, scaring the kid to death!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"843\">Then she shouts:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"947\"><strong data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"947\">\u201cDon\u2019t you realize if he dies, I\u2019ll have to tell everyone what <em data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"915\">you<\/em> were doing when it happened?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A woman comes home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.She rushes upstairs and finds her husband naked on the bed, sweating and gasping. \u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d she asks. \u201cI\u2019m having a heart attack!\u201d he cries. She runs downstairs to call for help, but just as she starts dialing, her &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11041,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11042,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11040\/revisions\/11042"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}