{"id":11021,"date":"2025-12-18T12:35:29","date_gmt":"2025-12-18T12:35:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11021"},"modified":"2025-12-18T12:35:29","modified_gmt":"2025-12-18T12:35:29","slug":"its-just-a-little-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=11021","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s just a little gas."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"295\">During a visit to the convent, Father Dan noticed Sister Ann\u2019s growing belly.<br data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"170\" \/>\u201cSister Ann, aren\u2019t you putting on a little weight?\u201d he asked.<br data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"235\" \/>\u201cOh no, Father,\u201d she replied sweetly, \u201cjust a little gas.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"407\">Months later, he noticed her habit was even tighter.<br data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"352\" \/>\u201cStill just a bit of gas,\u201d Sister Ann said, blushing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"539\">On his next visit, he saw her pushing a baby carriage. Peeking inside, he exclaimed,<br data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"496\" \/>\u201cWell, isn\u2019t that a cute little Fart!\u201d \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; During a visit to the convent, Father Dan noticed Sister Ann\u2019s growing belly.\u201cSister Ann, aren\u2019t you putting on a little weight?\u201d he asked.\u201cOh no, Father,\u201d she replied sweetly, \u201cjust a little gas.\u201d Months later, he noticed her habit was even tighter.\u201cStill just a bit of gas,\u201d Sister Ann said, blushing. On his next visit, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11022,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11021"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11023,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11021\/revisions\/11023"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}