{"id":10915,"date":"2025-12-15T20:03:43","date_gmt":"2025-12-15T20:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10915"},"modified":"2025-12-15T20:03:43","modified_gmt":"2025-12-15T20:03:43","slug":"try-try","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10915","title":{"rendered":"Try! Try!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"132\">A man goes to the doctor. \u201cMy wife can\u2019t hear me,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"169\">\u201cHow bad is it?\u201d asks the doctor.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"205\">\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d the man replies.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"420\">\u201cOkay,\u201d says the doctor. \u201cHere\u2019s what to do: stand 20 feet away from her and say something. If she doesn\u2019t hear, move closer and repeat. Keep doing this until she hears you. That will show her range of hearing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"496\">The man goes home. He sees his wife in the kitchen, chopping vegetables.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"695\">From 20 feet away: \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner?\u201d No answer.<br data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"551\" \/>From 10 feet: \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner?\u201d No answer.<br data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"599\" \/>From 5 feet: \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner?\u201d No answer.<br data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"646\" \/>Finally, right behind her: \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"754\">She spins around: \u201cFor the <strong data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"739\">FOURTH time<\/strong>, BEEF STEW!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A man goes to the doctor. \u201cMy wife can\u2019t hear me,\u201d he says. \u201cHow bad is it?\u201d asks the doctor. \u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d the man replies. \u201cOkay,\u201d says the doctor. \u201cHere\u2019s what to do: stand 20 feet away from her and say something. If she doesn\u2019t hear, move closer and repeat. Keep doing this &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10916,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10917,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10915\/revisions\/10917"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}