{"id":10856,"date":"2025-12-14T20:06:43","date_gmt":"2025-12-14T20:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10856"},"modified":"2025-12-14T20:06:43","modified_gmt":"2025-12-14T20:06:43","slug":"a-nun-and-a-priest-were-crossing-the-sahara-desert-on-a-camel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10856","title":{"rendered":"A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"311\">A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel.<br data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"255\" \/>On the third day, the camel suddenly collapsed and died.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"313\" data-end=\"355\">They stared at the vast desert in silence.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"468\">\u201cWell, Sister,\u201d the priest finally said, \u201cthis looks grim. I don\u2019t think we\u2019ll survive more than a day or two.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"493\">\u201cI agree,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"603\">After a pause, the priest added, \u201cSince we\u2019re unlikely to make it out alive, may I ask something\u2026 personal?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"655\">\u201cUnder the circumstances, go ahead,\u201d the nun said.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"757\">Later, the nun asked a question of her own. After hearing the priest\u2019s explanation, her eyes lit up.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"862\">\u201cSo you\u2019re saying,\u201d she said thoughtfully, \u201cthat if it\u2019s placed in the <em data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"837\">right<\/em> spot, it can give life?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"898\">\u201cYes, Sister,\u201d the priest replied.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"1035\">She looked at the camel, then back at him and said,<br data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"954\" \/>\u201cThen stop explaining and put it where it belongs\u2014we\u2019re not walking out of here.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel.On the third day, the camel suddenly collapsed and died. They stared at the vast desert in silence. \u201cWell, Sister,\u201d the priest finally said, \u201cthis looks grim. I don\u2019t think we\u2019ll survive more than a day or two.\u201d \u201cI agree,\u201d she replied. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10857,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10858,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10856\/revisions\/10858"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}