{"id":10825,"date":"2025-12-13T21:44:14","date_gmt":"2025-12-13T21:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10825"},"modified":"2025-12-13T21:44:14","modified_gmt":"2025-12-13T21:44:14","slug":"cheating-husband-des-and-makes-it-to-the-pearly-gates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10825","title":{"rendered":"Cheating husband d*es and makes it to the pearly gates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"63\">A cheating husband passes away and arrives at the pearly gates.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"65\" data-end=\"260\">Saint Peter checks his record and says, \u201cYou weren\u2019t exactly faithful \u2014 you cheated on your wife 28 times. You can still come in, but you won\u2019t get a brand-new car like the more devoted spouses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"304\">The man blinks. \u201cWait\u2026 I still get a car?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"452\">\u201cOf course,\u201d Saint Peter says. \u201cEveryone needs transportation in heaven. Yours just won\u2019t be fancy. You\u2019ll be driving an old, beat-up Ford Pinto.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"720\">As he heads inside, the man watches two old friends receive their rides. One, who slipped up once during a rough period in his marriage, gets a nice Toyota Camry. The other, who never so much as looked at another woman, is handed the keys to a brand-new Lamborghini.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"822\">Later, the man with the Pinto is seen sobbing. His friends rush over, worried, and ask what\u2019s wrong.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"875\">He points across heaven and says, \u201cThat\u2019s my wife\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"925\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">She\u2019s cruising by on a pair of roller skates. \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A cheating husband passes away and arrives at the pearly gates. Saint Peter checks his record and says, \u201cYou weren\u2019t exactly faithful \u2014 you cheated on your wife 28 times. You can still come in, but you won\u2019t get a brand-new car like the more devoted spouses.\u201d The man blinks. \u201cWait\u2026 I still get &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10826,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10827,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10825\/revisions\/10827"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}