{"id":10798,"date":"2025-12-12T21:56:05","date_gmt":"2025-12-12T21:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10798"},"modified":"2025-12-12T21:56:05","modified_gmt":"2025-12-12T21:56:05","slug":"an-engineer-decides-he-wants-to-make-some-easy-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10798","title":{"rendered":"An Engineer Decides He Wants To Make Some Easy Money."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"282\">An engineer decides he wants to make some easy money, so he opens a \u201cmedical clinic\u201d in an old corner store. His sign says:<br data-start=\"215\" data-end=\"218\" \/><strong data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"282\">\u201cWe can cure anything for $500. If we can\u2019t, you get $1000.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"284\" data-end=\"353\">A brain surgeon sees the sign and thinks he\u2019ll outsmart the engineer.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"543\"><strong data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"371\">First visit:<\/strong><br data-start=\"371\" data-end=\"374\" \/>\u201cI\u2019ve lost my sense of taste.\u201d<br data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"407\" \/>The engineer calls, \u201cNurse, bottle 273!\u201d<br data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"450\" \/>The surgeon sips it, spits it out: \u201cThat\u2019s pee!\u201d<br data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"501\" \/>\u201cGreat\u2014you can taste again. $500, please.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"678\"><strong data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"562\">Second visit:<\/strong><br data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"565\" \/>\u201cMy memory is failing.\u201d<br data-start=\"588\" data-end=\"591\" \/>\u201cBottle 273!\u201d<br data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"607\" \/>\u201cThat\u2019s pee! You gave me that yesterday!\u201d<br data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"651\" \/>\u201cYour memory\u2019s fine. $500.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"824\"><strong data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"696\">Third visit:<\/strong><br data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"699\" \/>\u201cI can\u2019t see anything.\u201d<br data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"725\" \/>The engineer sighs. \u201cI can\u2019t cure blindness. Here\u2019s your $1000.\u201d<br data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"792\" \/>He hands the surgeon a $20 bill.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"898\">\u201cHey! This is only twenty!\u201d<br data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"856\" \/>\u201cPerfect\u2014you can see again. $500, please.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; An engineer decides he wants to make some easy money, so he opens a \u201cmedical clinic\u201d in an old corner store. His sign says:\u201cWe can cure anything for $500. If we can\u2019t, you get $1000.\u201d A brain surgeon sees the sign and thinks he\u2019ll outsmart the engineer. First visit:\u201cI\u2019ve lost my sense of taste.\u201dThe &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10799,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10800,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10798\/revisions\/10800"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}