{"id":10768,"date":"2025-12-11T19:10:20","date_gmt":"2025-12-11T19:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10768"},"modified":"2025-12-11T19:10:20","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T19:10:20","slug":"an-elderly-gentleman-goes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10768","title":{"rendered":"An Elderly Gentleman Goes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"91\" data-end=\"226\">An elderly man goes to his doctor for a physical. Everything checks out fine, but the doctor asks him to bring in a <strong data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"223\">sperm sample<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"292\">The next morning, the man returns \u2014 holding the jar <strong data-start=\"280\" data-end=\"289\">empty<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"329\">The doctor asks, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"544\">The man explains: \u201cI tried with my right hand, then my left, then both \u2014 nothing. My wife tried every way she could \u2014 still nothing. We even called our neighbor to help. She tried everything too\u2026 still nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"602\">The doctor, shocked, asks, \u201cYou asked your neighbor?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"672\">The old man shrugs: \u201cWell, none of us could get the <strong data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"668\">jar open<\/strong>!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; An elderly man goes to his doctor for a physical. Everything checks out fine, but the doctor asks him to bring in a sperm sample. The next morning, the man returns \u2014 holding the jar empty. The doctor asks, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d The man explains: \u201cI tried with my right hand, then my left, then &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10769,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10770,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10768\/revisions\/10770"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}