{"id":10747,"date":"2025-12-11T17:14:25","date_gmt":"2025-12-11T17:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10747"},"modified":"2025-12-11T17:14:25","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T17:14:25","slug":"joke-of-the-day-there-once-was-a-blind-man-who-decided-to-visit-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10747","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: There Once Was A Blind Man Who Decided To Visit Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When he boarded the plane, he touched the seats and exclaimed, \u201cWow, these seats are huge!\u201d The person next to him replied, \u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d Once he reached Texas, he decided to stop by the hotel bar. There, he ordered a beer and was handed a massive mug. \u201cWow, these mugs are huge!\u201d he said, and the bartender responded, \u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d Later, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was. \u201cSecond door on the right,\u201d the bartender said. Trying to follow the directions, he accidentally entered the third door instead, which led to the swimming pool, and he fell in. Terrified, he shouted, \u201cDon\u2019t flush, don\u2019t flush!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; When he boarded the plane, he touched the seats and exclaimed, \u201cWow, these seats are huge!\u201d The person next to him replied, \u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d Once he reached Texas, he decided to stop by the hotel bar. There, he ordered a beer and was handed a massive mug. \u201cWow, these mugs are &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10748,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10747"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10749,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10747\/revisions\/10749"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}