{"id":10713,"date":"2025-12-10T18:46:02","date_gmt":"2025-12-10T18:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10713"},"modified":"2025-12-10T18:46:02","modified_gmt":"2025-12-10T18:46:02","slug":"youre-a-smart-man-bubba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10713","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019re A Smart Man, Bubba!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"184\">One day, old Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he spotted his buddy Bubba driving a brand-new pickup.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"223\">\u201cBubba! Where\u2019d you get that truck?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"261\">Bubba grinned. \u201cMary gave it to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"321\">\u201cMary gave you a <em data-start=\"280\" data-end=\"287\">truck<\/em>? I knew she liked you, but dang!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"498\">\u201cWell,\u201d Bubba said, \u201cwe were out on County Road 6. She pulled into the woods, stopped the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, \u2018Bubba, take whatever you want.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"500\" data-end=\"540\">Jimmy whistled. \u201cSo you took the truck?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"609\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\u201cSure did,\u201d Bubba said. \u201cThem clothes wouldn\u2019t have fit me anyway.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; One day, old Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he spotted his buddy Bubba driving a brand-new pickup. \u201cBubba! Where\u2019d you get that truck?!\u201d Bubba grinned. \u201cMary gave it to me.\u201d \u201cMary gave you a truck? I knew she liked you, but dang!\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d Bubba said, \u201cwe were out on County Road 6. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10714,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10715,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10713\/revisions\/10715"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}