{"id":10682,"date":"2025-12-09T19:45:34","date_gmt":"2025-12-09T19:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10682"},"modified":"2025-12-09T19:45:34","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T19:45:34","slug":"its-fa-rt-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10682","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s fa.rt football"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"164\">An elderly couple settled into bed when the husband let out a loud fart. \u201cSeven points!\u201d he declared.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"226\">Confused, his wife asked why. \u201cFart football,\u201d he grinned.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"295\">Not wanting to lose, she soon let one rip. \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"421\">The back-and-forth continued\u2014him: \u201c14 to 7!\u201d her: \u201cTouchdown again! Tie!\u201d Then a squeaker: \u201cField goal! I\u2019m ahead, 17\u201314.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"509\">Feeling competitive, the husband pushed too hard\u2014and accidentally pooped in the bed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"575\">His wife gasped. He sighed, \u201cHalf time\u2026 time to switch sides.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; An elderly couple settled into bed when the husband let out a loud fart. \u201cSeven points!\u201d he declared. Confused, his wife asked why. \u201cFart football,\u201d he grinned. Not wanting to lose, she soon let one rip. \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!\u201d The back-and-forth continued\u2014him: \u201c14 to 7!\u201d her: \u201cTouchdown again! Tie!\u201d Then a squeaker: \u201cField goal! &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10683,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10682"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10684,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10682\/revisions\/10684"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}