{"id":10585,"date":"2025-12-07T17:23:25","date_gmt":"2025-12-07T17:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10585"},"modified":"2025-12-07T17:23:25","modified_gmt":"2025-12-07T17:23:25","slug":"funnyjokes-a-wife-was-in-bed-with-her-lover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10585","title":{"rendered":"FunnyJokes A Wife Was In Bed With Her Lover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"55\" data-end=\"135\">A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband\u2019s key in the door.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"198\">\u201cStay put,\u201d she whispered. \u201cHe\u2019s so drunk he won\u2019t notice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"295\">Sure enough, he climbed in, oblivious. A few minutes later, he noticed six feet sticking out.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"344\">\u201cThere should only be four. What\u2019s going on?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"404\">\u201cYou\u2019re drunk,\u201d she said. \u201cCount again from over there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"458\">He climbed out and counted: one, two, three, four.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"506\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\u201cYou\u2019re right,\u201d he said, and went back to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband\u2019s key in the door. \u201cStay put,\u201d she whispered. \u201cHe\u2019s so drunk he won\u2019t notice.\u201d Sure enough, he climbed in, oblivious. A few minutes later, he noticed six feet sticking out. \u201cThere should only be four. What\u2019s going on?\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re drunk,\u201d she &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10586,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10587,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10585\/revisions\/10587"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}