{"id":10564,"date":"2025-12-07T12:45:09","date_gmt":"2025-12-07T12:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10564"},"modified":"2025-12-07T12:45:09","modified_gmt":"2025-12-07T12:45:09","slug":"an-elderly-man-went-to-the-doctors-office-to-get-a-double-dose-of-viagra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10564","title":{"rendered":"An elderly man went to the doctor\u2019s office to get a double dose of viagra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"50\" data-end=\"166\">An older man went to his doctor asking for a <strong data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"120\">double dose of Viagra<\/strong>.<br data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"124\" \/>The doctor refused, saying it wasn\u2019t safe.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"209\">\u201cBut I really need it,\u201d the man insisted.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"235\">\u201cWhy?\u201d the doctor asked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"393\">The man explained, \u201cMy girlfriend arrives on Friday, my ex-wife visits on Saturday, and my wife comes home Sunday. Don\u2019t you see why I need the extra dose?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"494\">The doctor eventually gave in but told him to return Monday so he could check for any side effects.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"583\">On Monday, the man came back with his arm in a sling.<br data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"552\" \/>The doctor asked what happened.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"585\" data-end=\"635\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">The man sighed and said, \u201cNone of them showed up.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; An older man went to his doctor asking for a double dose of Viagra.The doctor refused, saying it wasn\u2019t safe. \u201cBut I really need it,\u201d the man insisted. \u201cWhy?\u201d the doctor asked. The man explained, \u201cMy girlfriend arrives on Friday, my ex-wife visits on Saturday, and my wife comes home Sunday. Don\u2019t you see &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10565,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10564"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10566,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10564\/revisions\/10566"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}