{"id":10456,"date":"2025-12-04T20:35:29","date_gmt":"2025-12-04T20:35:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10456"},"modified":"2025-12-04T20:35:29","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T20:35:29","slug":"mummy-is-embarrassed-by-her-sons-choice-of-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10456","title":{"rendered":"Mummy Is Embarrassed By Her Sons Choice Of Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"185\">A mum is embarrassed by her son\u2019s choice of words and tells him to <em data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"152\">whisper<\/em> next time he needs the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"343\">The next evening, he runs downstairs and proudly announces, \u201cMum! I gotta whisper!\u201d She smiles, takes him to the bathroom, and praises his improved manners.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"422\">A few nights later, he goes downstairs again and finds his dad watching TV.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"465\">\u201cDad,\u201d he says softly, \u201cI gotta whisper.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"552\">Dad, barely looking away from the screen, says, \u201cOh yeah? Come whisper in Dad\u2019s ear.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; A mum is embarrassed by her son\u2019s choice of words and tells him to whisper next time he needs the bathroom. The next evening, he runs downstairs and proudly announces, \u201cMum! I gotta whisper!\u201d She smiles, takes him to the bathroom, and praises his improved manners. A few nights later, he goes downstairs &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10457,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10458,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10456\/revisions\/10458"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}