{"id":10131,"date":"2025-11-26T18:49:14","date_gmt":"2025-11-26T18:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10131"},"modified":"2025-11-26T18:49:14","modified_gmt":"2025-11-26T18:49:14","slug":"a-few-days-after-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=10131","title":{"rendered":"A few days after Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"142\">A few days after Christmas, a mom heard her little boy playing with his new train:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"144\" data-end=\"239\">\u201cAlright, everyone off\u2014grab your stuff! And those getting on, find a seat\u2014we\u2019re rolling out!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"241\" data-end=\"336\">Horrified, she stormed in: \u201cWe do NOT talk like that! To your room for TWO HOURS, young man!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"392\">Two hours later, he returned and politely announced:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"511\">\u201cLadies and gentlemen, please take your belongings as you exit. Store luggage under your seat. Enjoy your journey!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"545\">The mom smiled\u2014until he added:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"629\">\u201cAnd anyone upset about the TWO-HOUR delay, please see the lady in the kitchen!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A few days after Christmas, a mom heard her little boy playing with his new train: \u201cAlright, everyone off\u2014grab your stuff! And those getting on, find a seat\u2014we\u2019re rolling out!\u201d Horrified, she stormed in: \u201cWe do NOT talk like that! To your room for TWO HOURS, young man!\u201d Two hours later, he returned and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10132,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10131"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10133,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10131\/revisions\/10133"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}