A man orders a 5‑day, 10‑pound weight‑loss program.
The next day, a fit runner shows up with a sign:
“If you can catch me, you win.”
He chases her every day and loses 10 pounds.
Encouraged, he orders the 5‑day, 20‑pound program.
This time, an even faster runner appears. Five days later—20 pounds gone.
Feeling unstoppable, he orders the 7‑day, 50‑pound program.
The representative hesitates. “This is our most intense plan.”
The next morning, the door opens to a massive, muscular man wearing running shoes and a sign that reads:
“I’m Ronald.
If I catch you… you’re mine.”
