A Marine arrived in a small town late at night to find every hotel room booked. Desperate for sleep, he agreed to share a room with a Navy sailor—despite the manager’s warning that the man snored so loudly other guests had complained.
The next morning, the Marine came down to breakfast looking fully rested. Shocked, the manager asked how he managed to sleep through the snoring.
The Marine grinned. “No problem at all. I walked in, kissed him on the cheek, said ‘Goodnight, beautiful,’ and he stayed awake watching me all night.”
