One afternoon, a blonde strolls into a department store, casually browsing when something shiny catches her eye. Sleek, silver, and a bit mysterious, it piques her curiosity. She waves down a nearby employee.
“Hi there,” she says, pointing. “What’s that shiny thing?”
The clerk gives her a friendly smile. “Oh, that’s a thermos.”
She frowns slightly. “A thermos? What’s it for?”
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” the clerk explains.
Her eyes light up with enthusiasm. “That’s incredible! I’ve got to have one!” Without hesitation, she buys it.
The next morning, she walks into the office, proudly holding her brand-new thermos with a huge grin on her face. Spotting her boss, she rushes over.
“Check this out!” she exclaims, raising it like a prized possession. “I just got it yesterday—it’s a thermos! It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
Her boss chuckles. “Nice! So, what did you put in it?”
With a proud smile, she says, “Coffee… and a popsicle!”
