Three women reach Heaven, and St. Peter warns: “Don’t step on the ducks.”
The first two slip up and are chained to unattractive men. The third woman tiptoes carefully for months—then St. Peter appears with a stunning man. She’s thrilled—until he admits he stepped on a duck.
Clumsy but charming, he slowly wins her over. When she asks why he stepped on the duck, he reveals he was looking for his soulmate—and St. Peter said she’d be in Heaven.
St. Peter returns with a twist: the ugly men weren’t punishments for ducks—they were lessons in vanity. And the handsome man stepped on the duck on purpose to meet her.
The chains vanish. Free, they choose each other. Walking together, a QUACK surprises them—St. Peter holds a duck, grinning: “Just keeping you humble.”
