A mum is embarrassed by her son’s choice of words and tells him to whisper next time he needs the bathroom.
The next evening, he runs downstairs and proudly announces, “Mum! I gotta whisper!” She smiles, takes him to the bathroom, and praises his improved manners.
A few nights later, he goes downstairs again and finds his dad watching TV.
“Dad,” he says softly, “I gotta whisper.”
Dad, barely looking away from the screen, says, “Oh yeah? Come whisper in Dad’s ear.”
