A cowboy sits next to a beautiful woman at a bar. He glances at her, then checks his watch. She notices and asks, “Waiting for someone?”
“No,” he says. “This is a high-tech watch. It talks to me using alpha waves.”
Curious, she asks, “Oh yeah? What’s it saying now?”
He replies, “It says you’re not wearing any underwear.”
She laughs. “Well, your watch is wrong — I am.”
The cowboy taps the watch and grins.
“Must be an hour fast.”
