Clarence and Mabel met at a 1943 school dance. She loved swing; he loved silence.
From day one, Clarence said, “You talk too much.”
Mabel replied, “And you never listen.”
They’ve been bickering ever since.
They dated 80 years—not for romance, but because Clarence refused to rush marriage.
They raised four kids, fought over 67 TV remotes, and Mabel threatened divorce 1,924 times. Clarence… never proposed.
Until last week. At 103, he finally asked. She said, “Only to your funeral if you don’t!”
Their tiny wedding was full of laughs. Clarence mumbled, “Do I have to say ‘I do’?”
Mabel: “You better. I’ve waited long enough!”
💍 Marriage: funny every day.
