Grandma Norma was overjoyed to finally hear some good news—but not without a little sass. “About time someone told me!” she huffed from her nursing home. “You’d think I was living in a top-secret bunker, not Room 12!”
Meanwhile, in another classic grandma moment, Grandma Edna went to her doctor, complaining, “Doc, I keep passing gas. It’s silent, and thank goodness it doesn’t smell—but it’s constant!”
The doctor gave her some pills and told her to check back in a week. When she returned, she was fuming. “Now it stinks, Doc!”
He nodded with a grin. “Great! We’ve fixed your nose. Next up—your hearing!”
